Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 20, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: If laughing is called "laughter," why is coughing not called "coughter?" Marigold: I do not know. Phoebe: I've been asking everybody I can see. So far, the unanimous answer is "to make little girls ask questions." Marigold: So just your parents, then. Marigold:Summer vacation is a hard time to learn anything useful.
Why is Madison Square Garden round?