Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 07, 2015

Transcript:

Phoebe: How come we never take the left fork here? Marigold: Because of a unicorn legend. Marigold: According to the legend of the mud, it is muddy down there. My fetlocks will become dirty. Phoebe: How is that a legend? Marigold: Everything concerning unicorns is a legend. Phoebe: Sp... this, in my pocket is the Legend of the gym wrapper that went through the wash? Marigold: You are merely an honorary unicorn, so it is a gray area.