Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 07, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: How come we never take the left fork here? Marigold: Because of a unicorn legend. Marigold: According to the legend of the mud, it is muddy down there. My fetlocks will become dirty. Phoebe: How is that a legend? Marigold: Everything concerning unicorns is a legend. Phoebe: Sp... this, in my pocket is the Legend of the gym wrapper that went through the wash? Marigold: You are merely an honorary unicorn, so it is a gray area.
R.U. Kidding over 9 years ago
I just assumed unicorns magically repelled mud.
T_Lexi over 9 years ago
Nothing worse than dirty fetlocks…
Bob. over 9 years ago
Mama unicorn says “you wash those fetlocks before dinner”.
NWdryad over 9 years ago
Can’t Marigold just fly over the mud? Surely unicorns can fly, right Marigold?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
I see now.
sbischof over 9 years ago
Awww why no selective mud repelling?
Colleen The Someone about 4 years ago
Marigold concerns a glim wrapper that went through the wash?