Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 29, 2015
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Transcript:
Phoebe: How many hands tall are you? Marigold: I read that horse heights are measured in hands. Marigold: I am no horse. Phoebe: How tall are you, then? Marigold: I am one unicorn tall! Phoebe: Is every unicorn one unicorn tall? Marigold: That is a point of contention. For instance, I feel that I am one unicorn tall and my sister Florence is .9 unicorns tall...Florence insists SHE is one unicorn tall, and I am 1.1 unicorns tall. Phoebe: How tall am I in unicorns? Marigold: You are 10.8 hands tall.
Of course, “hands” can mean different things to different unicorns…