Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 11, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Do you ever think about your life like it's a movie? Marigold: More of a book! Like some grand fantasy epic. The Mystical Saga of Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, Part the 37th: The Hillside. Phoebe: Not a very eventful chapter. Marigold: The slow ones are my favorites.
With how old Marigold occasionally claims to be, that number should at least be in the late triple didgits.