Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 07, 2016

Transcript:

Phoebe: It isn't opposite day. Marigold: All right. Phoebe: But, like, that's not what I'd say if it weren't NOT opposite day. Marigold: Indeed. Phoebe: No. ...I mean NOT no. ...I mean, YES. I mean, I'm not trying to not not tell you...it...isn't not opposite day. Marigold: Human holiday traditions are frequently puzzling. Phoebe: I don't not need to go lie down.