Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 07, 2016

I don’t not know how you feel, Phoebe. Or don’t I? Yes!

It appears Opposite Day is going well. I mean… isn’t going sour. I mean… ah, forget it.

I don’t know which words I should replace with their opposites. Does “I” become “they”?

But if you say “I don’t know”, doesn’t the green slime fall on you?

If she says she isn’t but it is, does that mean it isn’t and it’s a normal day but it’s actually not? Man, now I’m the one puzzled.

“It isn’t opposite day” is always true

It’s never opposite day. When you say “Yes, it is opposite day.” you’re saying “No, it isn’t opposite day.” in opposite day language, and if you just say “No, it isn’t opposite day” it just isn’t opposite day.

IT’s NATIONAL BEER DAY!!!! Whoo hoo

I can’t begin to…er…not tell you how much my brain doesn’t hurt now…um…later over this. Owww..no, wait…whee, the non-throbbing lack of pain!

Opposite Day. Don’t fail to miss it!

; ) I oppose this.

I’m…I’m not even going to bother, I just, I just…no.

Agreed Phoebe.

Don’t two negatives make a positive?

But… opposite day is in january.

Phoebe likes to play mind games, doesn’t she? ;)