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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 24, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: Why do you not seem more impressed? Phoebe: Maybe you have the Shield of Boringness turned up too high. Marigold: I no longer use it around you. You are currently being blasted with the full force of my unicornosity. Phoebe: You do look nice today. Marigold: It is too late! My ego cannot be un-wounded.
Call the fawning, reasonably attractive paramedics!