Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 15, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: How is my room GONE? Marigold: Do not panic. It is a common but temporary side effect of the room-cleaning spell. Phoebe: You didn't tell me that! Marigold: Some unicorns say that spell should come with a warning sticker. Phoebe: How can you put a sticker on a magic spell? Marigold: It turns out you cannot.
Shirking work otherwise meant for cleaning your room constitutes agreement with this End User Agreement: This magic spell is presented as-is with no warranty to the continued existence of your bedroom. All Unicorns are to be held not liable for incidental room disappearances, including but not limited to homework and end term finals papers.