Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 21, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Those are such DAD SHORTS. Dad: You say that whenever I wear them. Phoebe: Well, they aren't very cool. Dad: I'm cool. Phoebe: Nobody cool wears shorts like that. Marigold: Hello! Dad: Maybe YOU'RE the one who isn't cool. Phoebe: What did Dad offer you to wear those? Marigold: He is grilling me some delicious oats.
A cartoon animal with no pants is a curiosity.A cartoon animal with no shirt is awkward.