Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 15, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: A lot of kids believe if you leave your tooth under a pillow, the TOOTH FAIRY will give you money for it. But my parents told me that was made up so I always knew better. Marigold: But... the Tooth Fairy is REAL. I KNOW her. Phoebe: My parents DOUBLE LIED to me about the Tooth Fairy? Marigold: I am sorry to have to disillusion you.
So the tooth fairy sells human teeth, and gives the humans a cut of the money. I should find out who she sells them to and cut out the middleman.