Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 15, 2016
November 14, 2016
November 16, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: A lot of kids believe if you leave your tooth under a pillow, the TOOTH FAIRY will give you money for it. But my parents told me that was made up so I always knew better. Marigold: But... the Tooth Fairy is REAL. I KNOW her. Phoebe: My parents DOUBLE LIED to me about the Tooth Fairy? Marigold: I am sorry to have to disillusion you.
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
So the tooth fairy sells human teeth, and gives the humans a cut of the money. I should find out who she sells them to and cut out the middleman.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
Something similar happened to me with Santa Clause… I still get headaches thinking about it.
Cloudchaser almost 8 years ago
According to Terry Pratchett, the Tooth Fairy is really the Boogeyman
codycab almost 8 years ago
Oh my god…did Marigold just say sorry?!
BiggerNate91 almost 8 years ago
@amaneaux
From one brony to another, you were right. I’m probably going to always think of MLP when I see this. Even just by looking at Marigold I think of Princess Celestia.
groznythered almost 8 years ago
The Tooth Fairy has nearly stopped her service because so many unbelieving adults poach the teeth from their children’s rooms before she can get to them.
DarkHorseSki almost 8 years ago
I taught my kids about the Tooth Demons, who use the teeth in their magicks and which is why they pay differently for certain teeth and why cavity free teeth are worth more.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 5 months ago
OF COURSE the tooth fairy is real! His real name is The Rock!! :D