Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 10, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: Unicorns exchange gifts only rarely. Phoebe: Why? Marigold: So few things are as lovely as we. Anything you could get us would be inferior to us, and thus a disappointment. Phoebe: You also don't have any pockets to put stuff in. Marigold: There is that little pragmatic consideration.
She’s really into her looks. A new set of horseshoes would fit the stereotype, but that’s the opposite of thoughtful.