Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 10, 2017

At least the didn’t play the “a giant caterpillar is about to bite your butt” trick that Calvin played on Hobbes.

What does Marigold mean “WHERE?!?” Phoebe clearly said “on your tail.”

“Lies, lies, lies, yeah! They’re gonna get you!”

Marigold does the PUFF! even better than cats do!

Reminds me of Garak on DS9, when told the parable of “the Boy Who Cried Wolf” by Dr Bashir. His take on it was “You should never tell the same lie twice.”

I love freak-out moments like Marigold’s here.

Some things you never joke about. Like bugs.

There’s a thing called paybacks Phoebes.

Looks like a dandelion.

I don’t blame Marigold for being alarmed about a bug. Who knows what someone might have listened in on?

Marigold doing her impression of a cat spooked by a cucumber.

Freak out usually isn’t the best way to react. Could frighten the creature into biting in the first place.

Now I wonder if Marigold would chase her around like Hobbes did.

Oh, Phoebe…bad to worse. Or maybe, dumb to dumber.

Definitely the wrong lesson learned. Would have expected Dakota to act that way, but Phoebe?!

Of course,puffing out her tail will make it easier for the bug to hide!

It might have been worse…. could’ve been a pineapple. 7@=Q