Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 24, 2017

Never thought a magical talking ungulate would be funnier than Amy Schumer.

Wakka wakka.

I’m not a fan of Star vs. the Forces of Evil, but I think I’ve seen one of those heads before.

A repeat from yesterday: Bring out the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRRRIXIE!!!

maybe the joke is funny by unicorns’ standards rather than humans’ standards

Marigold really knows to crack up an audience.

Easy crowd

And it’s even funnier with the arrow through the head!

Can a unicorn be funny enough to get a horse laugh?

Does anyone remember the Popsicle from Good Humor that was shaped like rocket engines? There two of them, on a double stick, and the top was raspberry and the bottom was lime. They looked just like the backgrounds on panels 1, 3 and 4.

Would it be too crass if I pointed out that that joke was somewhat… uni-corny?

Shades of G3: She’ll follow the routine by leading a rousing rendition of “Here in Unicornia”

I’m waiting to hear the hecklers start shrieking… :P