Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 30, 2018

So, Phoebe should try to be extra careful to avoid dropping the shop whenever she takes a bath?

(I’m so sorry.)

This makes Marigold like that Italian soccer player who wandered the halls of a woman’s prison, because he wanted to look around.

So why is Marigold in the human world? Bad girl?

“Twinkle Hooves Courthouse”

At least they won’t be dealing with Judge Judy.

Buck up, Phoebe. Stick to your CONVICTions.

How does she even know about convict having worn stripes back in the day?

Somehow I assumed that Phoebe would associate orange with prison.

Yeeeessssss…you know, we really don’t see the unicorn world often enough.

I want to see how unicorns build this sort of an establishment, what with their vanity and beautiful independence. (Can’t be “rugged independence,” the word “rugged” implies that something isn’t lovely)

Let’s just hope a gaggle of rich little girls doesn’t XXbribeXX, er, lobby the unicorn lawmakers to make it easier for regular-folk unicorns to be sentenced to the Human World for frivilous things (or outright falsehoods), where those unfortunate Unicorns would then be assigned those same little girls as “probation officers,” for whom the unicorns are forced to perform all manner of “community service” etc.

But geez, yeah, that’s such a truly evil concept that there’s no way it could ever happen… right?

Try not to worry too much, Phoebe

So unicorn in our world are like wardens?