Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 10, 2018

Being judged as one of the good ones? High praise indeed!

Justice may be blind, but we better make sure she’s not also gullible.

Just take it, Phoebe. It’s more than I’ll ever get in my life.

Both unicorns and common orns have strange ways to understand humans.

I feel as bemused as Clip Clop here…I would be delighted to be so decreed by unicorns (the only thing that would please me more would be if they conferred full unicornhood on me [“Having found that your essence is unicorn, though your form is not, we hereby remedy that situation”]).

She ruled correctly. Phoebe is not GUILTY of being a human because she was born one, She had no control over that. NOT GUILTY…NEIGHHHHH!

High praise from am orn, indeed.

Actually, substituting a racial type for “human” in this case, would make the judge’s comment pretty insulting. I mean, “one of the good ones?”

Yeah, tell me.

“Love me, love my opposable thumbs!”

definitely OOTNO 8^)

Please, Your Unicorn-ness, please take her very young age into consideration and overlook her bad manners.

I think Marigold and Clip Clip need to dance. After all it takes two Unicorns to tango.

I would take pride in the decision, Phoebe. As a whole, we humans are a disgusting breed. You’ll learn more about this once you get a little older….

Oh god. A common racist expression has found its way into a comic strip called “Phoebe and Her Unicorn”. We live in hell!