Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 28, 2018

It’s not uncommon for someone to like an objectively terrible thing. It is uncommon for someone to know that the thing they like is objectively terrible.

Marigold really thinks we can understand a song that literally has one word?

“Unicorn!” must be the unicorn version of the humans’ ear worm song “This is a Song that Never Ends.”

Unicoorn, Unicoorrn, dah da da dah da Unicoornnnn.

Hmm hm hm hmm hmmmmm Unicorn.

How ironic. This is the same song of joy I sing everymorning when I go to this page to read your comic

Of course it’s an earworm. We keep singing it on this very site! Unicooooooorn!!

It’s like the Changelings’ holiday song. Carols, carols, carols, carols, caroools…

Could be worse; could be the Triple Dent Gum commercial jingle from “Inside Out.”

I suspect Marigold’s trying to make a point here, Phoebs.

It’s okay to love terrible songs… unless it involves leaving a cake out in the rain. (Seriously people, if you do not know what I’m talking about DO NOT look it up!)

I am now taking it as a challenge to write a catchy tune with just the word “Unicorn”

At least I won’t have to worry so much about “Frank Hayes”© disease.

What was the Weird Al song…? “This song is just U-NI-CORN! This song is just U-NI-CORN!”

Listening to Rush (not Limbaugh) so those nasty earworms aren’t getting in!