Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 11, 2019

Flattening nachos LSH? Isn’t that a bit messy?

Oh, you flatten me. No, you flatter me.

I like to flatten my sandwiches, but not by SITTING on them……That’s a silly idea……then again….

They seem to be a little “behind” in their food tastes…!

Not sure if they’re pulling Phoebe’s leg or not.

I’m with Phoebe, here. “…’kay.”

“Palates,” Dana. Not “palettes.” (An extremely rare sighting in the work of one of the most literate cartoonists of our time!)

Not sure I’d want to eat something that’s been under someone else’s butt, even a unicorn’s

Nacho butt is a serious condition.

Sitting on nachos is all well and good until a jalapeno gets in the wrong place…

By that logic, unicorn roadkill must be a gourmet thrill…

May we put in an order for Tacos for next Tuesday?

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