Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 01, 2019

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    Averagemoe  over 5 years ago

    I keep thinking of a bizarre dream I had when I was seven. There was a cartoon pig in a wheelchair, rolling down a wooden hallway, with a duck following him. And the pig just kept saying “The dots the dots the dots the dots…”

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    kaykeyser  over 5 years ago

    just give her cue cards. Or maybe if every one shares interests you may learn to like each other’s interests.

    When I wasn’t popular it was because I never watched Seinfeld or The Simpsons but giving them a try, I liked them even if I out grew them latter on. and other people, when they finally watch Anime or Marx Bros or Dracula they end up enjoying them too. Eventually we learn that every one is weird and therefor none of us are weird.

    Except for you. Yes YOU. The one in the back with the dapper hat. You know what you did. That Kangaroo was never the same after you tried. I can’t even!

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    How does Dakota define “normal”? I guess not discussing unicorns and goblins and candy-exhaling dragons.

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    Yngvar Følling  over 5 years ago

    So how did Dakota’s friends/cohorts/minions/entourage feel when she ate lunch while her hair had a mind of its own?

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    222jo  over 5 years ago

    Dakota looks different to me in this set of strips to previous ones…

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    Trevcat777  over 5 years ago

    This has been surprisingly relatable.

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    tripwire45  over 5 years ago

    I’m thinking the definition of “normal” is pretty elusive here.

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    Neo Stryder  over 5 years ago

    Phoebe, is better to avoid that kind of “friend” who cares more about their reputation than its “friends”

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    mistie710  over 5 years ago

    Given that Phoebe was the one with the brown bagged lunch, I suppose this is a good suggestion for recycling said bag…

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    scyphi26  over 5 years ago

    What you fail to understand, Dakota, is that you’re really going to associate with Phoebe, that’s going to come with all the little quirks that come with it. You’re not going to have it both ways, so eventually you’re going to have to decide which is more important to you.

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    johndifool  over 5 years ago

    The Unknown Geek…

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    Godfreydaniel  over 5 years ago

    “I could LIKE try, if I don’t have to ACTUALLY try!”

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I think Pheebs got her “glass half-full” attitude from Marigold.

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    asrialfeeple  over 5 years ago

    Normal is boring, Darling. Nice weather they’re having if Dakota can go walk outside in only a shirt.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Terrible idea, Phoebe!

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    I’ve had a couple of blind dates for whom that would have been an acceptable attire…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    That would be very embarrassing for Dakota, Phoebe would be probably hidden.

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    shassandra  over 5 years ago

    “I’m not hearing a no!” In my head, I read that in Zoidberg’s voice.

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