Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 22, 2020

“Unicorns aren’t very punk.”

Rarity in the MLP episode “It Isn’t the Mane Thing About You” would say otherwise.

What are you talking about? “Cannot” is written as only one word.

Never gets old hearing a unicorn “invent” something, does it?

Sydney with a “y”? I thought the masculinization of the name was Sidney with an “i.” (Yes, there’s William Sydney Porter - also known as O. Henry -, but he changed the spelling from Sidney to Sydney years later.)

I thought that nobody but Phoebe could see Marigold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNi8gYW0UvQ The punk video filled with the most angst!

Here are some of the lyrics to “Should I Stay or Should I Go," a song by English punk rock band the Clash.

This indecision’s bugging me

If you don’t want me, set me free

Exactly whom I’m supposed to be

Don’t you know which clothes even fit me?

Please note the use of perfect grammar in the third line. Perhaps Marigold won’t be as out of place as some might think.

How rebellious!

Sydney should have at least threatened to use contraptions!

The cover model unicorn on Green Day’s The Father of All… looks very punk. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Father_of_All.jpg

I"ll try but u can’t stop me

I don’t know about Sydney, but my wife had contractions for hours…

Wonder what Marigold would look like with a mohawk…