Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 24, 2022

You know what to do, Phoebe. Change into a swimsuit and press that thing while Marigold’s back is aimed at the lake.

Is “zit”? Or is “zit” not?

oh, unicorns do not get blemishes, huh?

Mole. Moley moley mole: https://youtu.be/0QrBxWcBXow

If there was ever an incentive to be a unicorn, it would be that.

It could be an eject button disguised as a pimple. If it looked like a button, anyone who saw it would be tempted to press it.

When pressing a pimple, it ejects … something …

Really? “Don’t touch this button”? Didn’t your learn anything about human psychology in all those years? Or is it reverse psychology to get Phoebe to scratch it for you? (because, you know, HANDS!)

Very James Bondish!

Love the last panel!

Yeah! It’s probably just a wart.

Must be red…Elmer Fudd knows the dangers of ever pushing the wed won…

I push de button… https://youtu.be/axBtzSNir1E

It could be an eject button, in that if Phoebe touches it, Marigold will buck her off her back

Since Phoebe pointed out that it’s a pimple, it could still be an eject button, being that if she pushes it, it’ll give Marigold pain and cause a reflex that could buck Phoebe off.

Probably not Marigold’s best moment.

Must.. resist.. urge to squeeze.

I’m surprized unicorn pimples are even vizible. You’d think their fur would cover them up.

Sure looks like they do to me…

Love the font in the last panel.

It’s an elpmip!

It’s a ZIT!

For some reason I am caused to recall a cartoon where a young child filled their cheeks with mayonaisse then, at the appropriate moment (if such exists) they squeezed their cheeks and cried “PIMPLE!”

I forget which cartoon it was now….