Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 12, 2022

Hank Hill’s scream? Eh, it’s a start.

Hey! Keep it down! I’m trying to worry about the robot.

you’re welcome, Marigold

If ever in need of a surprise party helper:b

Well done Phoebe, I guess!

That’s a great scream. For crying out loud.

Phoebe could just say, "Hey, isn’t that <points to random object, person> more <sparkly, beautiful> than you?’.

I’ll see your “BWAAAAAAA” and raise you an “AAAUUUUGH”.

Oh, we can always trust Phoebe to know how to distract.

I’m envisioning (enhearing?) this as the deep bass horn that always plays in action-movie trailers.

Hey, Phoebe, that’s Hank Hill’s scream! Quit copying him!

I’d try jumping up and down while waving my arms and shouting “WILLY WILLY WAHOOOOOO!”