Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 18, 2024

“Proclaiming one’s own elegance is only elegant from one’s own perspective.”

I recently learned that ChatGPT is surprisingly good at doing a reverse Turing test. Or maybe it just got lucky with a really lousy human impostor.

Kevin wouldn’t stick his tongue out. Doesn’t even have a mouth.

Yesterday, I saw a video of a robot head that looks human sticking its tongue out. It could also do other facial expressions.

“I have no mouth and I must…”

“Me too, but I have no tongue or mouth.”

“He”?

If Kevin had a tongue?!

His whole name: Kevin Dyson Sphere. He plans a takeover someday!

Is it elegant to claim that criticisms are insults?

But you would have stuck your tongue out with elegance!

“That was a very inelegant response.” And watch it’s little brain melt down, like Nomad from Star Trek when told it was imperfect.

I like Kevin’s design.

Put it on a chain around the unicorn’s neck and tell it to shut up. :)