Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 21, 2024

You’re either evil, or you’re insane,

‘cause heaven knows, but they won’t explain.

I wasn’t sure if Marigold squashed them on purpose or not.

Hope the benefits these two get are worth it.

Musk is looking for volunteers for his Mars rocket.

Curses, foiled again.

They’re still cute when they’re flattened.

Now they will change their name to “Flatman and Ribbon” !

That lets Phoebe off the hook. Somebody get a bicycle pump.

They’re evil, and that’s flat.

That and stale nachos…

Vansquashed.

Good work. No bonus this year.

Ah, if only all evil were so easy to vanquish. It’s hard when it’s inside you.

It really is—by being evil, you’re just asking everybody to come and try to vanquish you however possible. :P

A true leader leads from the front. Go Elon. Maybe if you are good they can figure out how to make it round trip instead of one way.

“in a good way”^^

^^finger quotes

I feel really sorry for the two cute lil evils.

Evil, huh? MWA-HA-HA.