Pickles by Brian Crane for August 28, 2009

Well…there is also dead.

Public speaking on an airplane over the ocean - oh please! I’m a teacher (public speaking - for hours), and I fly back to the US regularly (over the ocean). Give me something really scary like lawyers.

Unlike Earl, my biggest fear is not getting old.

Edcole 1961—-I like that. Hard to top.

Getting Old and have to go on a bland diet.

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you’ll look out your windows you’ll see the Pacific Ocean. We’ll be in Hawaii in two hours.”

And so will the hurricane. ———- I’d have to go along with carpetinwater9. If I had to go on a bland diet in my old age i’d have to say kill me now.

Well, it could get BETTER for Earl if Clyde just went home after that!

Mybiggest fear: horses.

cleokaya said,

Well…there is also dead.

~~~

You took the words right out of my mouth Cleo.

Earl, you need to find another “friend”!

Getting old and bald? That’s what you get for having too much testosterone, Earl.

Getting old doesn’t scare me as much as having to grow up would.

I used to fly the airplane all my life but after Sept 11, 2001, I never wanted to fly the airplane anymore because I never trusted. Never know if something goes wrong and then, go “POOF!” I never like riding the Greyhound bus because riding the bus made me soooooooooooo booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrring! stop and go and then stop and go over and over in overnight! forget it! I never ride the train but I want to ride the train someday.

My biggest fear would be surviving a horrific explosion. Don’t know why.

Getting bald?…So many guys use testosterone to grow hair…well, at 53 I use mine for..Oh, never mind….

FishStix: You got a problem living the American Dream.

lolz thats funny i like the person who said “there’s also dead” lolz

like that country song says it’s not dying I’m afraid of, it’s the thought of being dead! Though some ways of dying scare me, like drowning