I was about 25 when I shot myself in the eye with a rubberband I was playing with. I went to the ophthalmologist for a scratched cornea, and after he numbed me, he decided to check my vision as long as I was there anyway.
When he was done, he declared I would need glasses to read by the time I was forty. Then he laughed out loud, saying “We get everyone eventually! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaa!”
carmy over 14 years ago
Ha ha! You’re so cute, Nelson. Stay close by, Earl might need some help with the big words.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
Nelson learned something new today from his smart grandpa.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good thought, Nelson!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Not a bad idea at all. That may catch on.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
It would work for me…
rdh288 over 14 years ago
Hmmm… you would first have to flip the lenses, or put them on upside down…
alfracto over 14 years ago
I’ve worn TRIFOCALS for more years than I can remember!!!!
jtviper7 over 14 years ago
Earl needs the new ones ” no line “… Blended lile a mixed drink.
Templo S.U.D. over 14 years ago
Thank Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) for making bifocal eyeglasses.
Hey, Alex Williamson. Thank John Isaac Hawkins (1772-1854) for inventing trifocal eyeglasses.
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Nelson, when you get older, you might get the eyeglasses with or without bifocals.
Alex Williamson said, about 7 hours ago
I’ve worn TRIFOCALS for more years than I can remember!!!!
My mum had worn her last eyeglasses with trifocal (one lens with small bifocals. I still have it in my small curio shelves.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
I was about 25 when I shot myself in the eye with a rubberband I was playing with. I went to the ophthalmologist for a scratched cornea, and after he numbed me, he decided to check my vision as long as I was there anyway.
When he was done, he declared I would need glasses to read by the time I was forty. Then he laughed out loud, saying “We get everyone eventually! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaa!”
Sure seems he was right.