Pickles by Brian Crane for September 21, 2011

Nelson, take up the slack!

Nelson’s potty trained too Earl.

Good point, Opal!

He’s not even house broken!

Nelson…stop monkeying around!

“Discover wildlife—have kids!”

And, at the end of the day, you can give him back to his mom.

Youi can’t have just one.

Earl hasen’t had to monkey with Opal In Years… Lucky Man.

Earl already has two monkeys. Nelson and Opal.

You monkey’s unc…grandpa!

LOL LOL!

xxx

Hey Uncle Earl…. I’m available for adoption…. and I can guarantee in two minutes Opal will finally agree to new curtains…..

I had a monkey and they are not fun. At least not to live with.

So… Why is Nelson always at his Grandparents’ house?

Don’t ever get a monkey for a pet!! Cats will housebreak. Rabbits will housebreak. Even horses can figure it out. Monkeys will not housebreak!! Plus they stink.

I have zero understanding on why someone would want a monkey. As mentioned in the above comments you can’t potty train them which means for the life of the monkey you’re either cleaning up it’s nasty messes (since they climb, these could literally be anywhere!) or changing its diaper. Besides wild animals should live in the wild