Pickles by Brian Crane for April 14, 2012

No cookies for you today Nelson.

Since when do LEGOs feel pain?

Nelson should Lego of his own priorities for a change.

SMACK!!

What a typical spoiled-brat comment!

Nelson’s got his priorities straight

Don’t worry, kid. Legos are as indestructible as Twinkies.

Go to stand in the corner Nelson …

The boy is just thinking like a child, not a brat. And Grandma should know better than to walk around barefoot in a house where Legos, Light Bright pegs, or Hot Wheels have EVER been played – those things seek feet!

Personally my feet hone in on dry, sharp, rawhide dog chews.

Opal should tell Nelson’s mother what he did. By the way, where is his mother?If I left Legos or any other toys around, I would probably step on them & fall.

For the responce she should’ve said" i dont know, why dont you step on them with your bare feet and ask them"

Poor legos !!!!!!!

Those Legos are going to run the next time they see Opal coming.

cringe gasp flinch Lego! Not legos! The plural of lego is lego!

let go of my legos!!!

Yes they’ll be fine, Nelson.

But poor Opal isn’t.

xxx

Barbie shoes are worse. the heels can actually puncture your skin if you step on them just right! (My doctor made me get a tetanus shot! That hurt less than stepping on the shoe!)

Actually, that would be the question.

Miba, go read a dictionary before you try to tell people what the plural of lego is.

Last year I had a friend of mine spend the night at my place.The next morning as he was stepping out of the shower I heard this awful loud yell as I was out in the kitchen fixing breakfast. I knew exactly what had happened and started laughing.. He had found a tack weed on the rug next to the shower as he was drying off. Those things seem to trackin the house all the time even with the spraying of weed-b-gone. They’re just as bad as leggos for sure.