Pickles by Brian Crane for June 21, 2013

Better her than YOU saying it, Earl

ya think he’d be thinner carrying extra weight

Is she talking about your big butt ?

Makes me wonder if she’s looked in a mirror lately?

Hey, hey, hey — there’s a lot of money invested in that thing, as well as in the belly up front to balance it out.

Oh please.

I wouldn’t mind having pockets capable of carrying all that weight.

Did any of youn guys ever pick up a woman’s purse 20 pounds of MOSTLY stuff…

You just knew she couldn’t resist, Earl. We all resemble that remark but we only look ahead, not behind.

Pot…Kettle…Black…

I took all the stuff out of my purse that I don’t need, but only to refill it days later with stuff I don’t need, go figure.

the anchor he sits on, and the keg up front

(Comeback from Earl to Opal):“Dear..I bought these from L.L. Bean…That’s why they’re called CARGO pants.”

Thaaaat would explain why that chair that goes up the stairs broke!!!

fat floats, makes poor anchor.on the other hand, Earl isn’t in water, so it just weighs him down.-All fat men are married to good cooks.(or at least that’s how my uncle justified himself to his wife)