Pickles by Brian Crane for April 19, 2015

Why did Earl even have glue stick in his pocket?

Earl was prepared for that question! Was he in the Boy Scouts?

OOH! OOH! I need some!

What? They’re back from Hawaii already? This is a let down.

That shut her up.

Alright!!!

I still want them in Hawaii also. Maybe this is just the Sunday strip and the Pickle’s will be back in Maui tomorrow. I enjoyed seeing them on their adventure.

Our youngest used a perfume stick for a week before we discovered what she was doing. She complained the more she used the more chapped her lips got. (And this kid could read.)

Oh brilliant, Earl. You may have to take her to the emergency room now.

“Why did Earl even have glue stick in his pocket?”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Why else? Because he couldn’t be bothered to put it back where it’s kept.(which also explains why he won’t be able to find it the next time he needs it.)

There’s a Frazz comic with the same punch line…

HaHaHa! I thought I was the only one who ever did that! Both the Blistek and the glue stick were in the same basket and I grabbed the wrong one. It didn’t take long for me to wipe it off!

I thought men only had pool tables in their pockets…

He had it in his pocket because the duct tape kept making him lean to the right!

Pickles keeps our sanity in check

Can’t wait to see what Earl and Opal will be doing tomorrow in Hawaii.

I would have thought “Preparation H”.

My lips are always dry. Especially when I’ve just woke up and when I’ve been in the bath. So annoying.xxx

I thought they were vacationing in Hawaii. Oh, well…

impressive glue

Reminds me of a friend who accidentally used Pledge instead of hairspray. You only do that once.

I once used Orajel instead of chapstick. The little packets were identical in our office medicine cabinet. Suffice to say, that was one awkward few minutes until it wore off.

Must be superglue, if it worked that fast. And I guess when you’re old you no longer recognize the smell of glue?