Pickles by Brian Crane for May 30, 2015

Fellow Baby, from last night, I’m pretty sure that Earl knows that lentil soup is not supposed to come in brick form.

Do they smell that bad, Opal?

And to think Earl was the joker grandparent.

Shame on you Opal! Lying to him, humiliating him.

Good one. That means she knows her grandson well. Sounds like something my grandmother would have said. My brother would have spend the rest of the day thinking, how did she know?

Is Opal , Little Orphan Anne mother.?

That was disturbing,

I’m sorry, but I have no experience with trifocals. Does anyone know what the middle if for?

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

HaHaHa! I love it!

Methinks when I was Nelson’s age, my Mother most certainly had eyes in the back of her head ! The glasses she wore to read? Only highlighted her big, beautiful blue eyes !!!I’m pretty sure a lot of you readers out there might of, at one time, thought the same of YOUR Moms !

oh dear. couldn’t opal have gone with dirt behind your ears. really! highly not appropriate

I wonder if she notices if Earl hasn’t changed his undies?xxx

Very funny, reminds me of my own grandmother. Thanks Mr. Crane, well done.

Highly dirty mind (yours).

It is interesting how in this day an age people can turn things like motherly/grandmotherly duties into “evil”.

Just in case you don’t know it is a common that young boys don’t like to wash their hands or change their under clothes. So the joke is that she has about a 90% percent chance to being right about this for some kids.

Creepy… o.o!