Pickles by Brian Crane for December 28, 2017

It sure sounds like something Earl would do.

I’ve talked about this before. Sometimes I’ll see one of the feral cats that sleep on my patio haul off and bite one of the others for no reason. I finally decided that they must have had a dream that the other cat attacked them, and nobody has been able to explain the concept of “it was just something you dreamed” to them.

As my mom sometimes called my dad “inconsiderate oaf” whatever an oaf is. I’m glad my husband goes out of his way to make sure the vehicle he buys will be comfortable for me, if it’s too low it’s hard on my knees. Unfortunately the cars he finds are boring colours like white and black.

As my mom sometimes called my dad “inconsiderate oaf” whatever an oaf is. I’m glad my husband goes out of his way to make sure the vehicle he buys will be comfortable for me, if it’s too low it’s hard on my knees. Unfortunately the cars he finds are boring colours like white and black.

You can’t win this one, Earl.

Earl: Great, Now I have to go fix the fence!

This is like an episode of I Love Lucy. Lucy always blamed Ricky for what was in her dreams too.

Maybe he didn’t want your company. Sounds like a smart car.

Maybe you should have more considerate dreams.

But does Earl dream of her?

I always have random dreams. It could be about anything. It’s like my brain has a random dream generator button.

xxx

He’s not the only one who gets yelled at for his wife’s dreams

Sounds like most modern cars. The daughter-in-law had one of those lying VW Jettas and it aggravated my claustrophobia to ride in it. I wish I still had my old ’64 Dodge Polara.

Reminds me of my first car, a Honda 600. So small that you did not get in it so much as put it on.