Pluggers by Rick McKee for February 14, 2021

Once a year and tonight’s the night!

Just sayin’, but would Japanese men wear those kinds of boxer shorts on 14 March is White Day where they give Japanese women their returned Valentine’s Day gift?

Time to wake up from hibearnation, eh?

Does ‘Hearty’ underpants go well with ‘Hairy’ legs?

An ugly Christmas Sweater would go great with those shorts ;-)

My plumber wears those year ’round.

“Is it THAT time of year again?” Refers to the four times a years she HAS to: Valentine’s Day, His Birthday, Their anniversary, and Christmas!

Mating season…..

The Flying J Reminders:

1. A Joker is always 14th when a King is 13th and a Queen is 12th.

2. A Plugger is more reliable than a Pluster.

3. Leechburg, PA is kind enough to include Mario Lemieux’s G number of 690.

4. Hearts are never trump in Sheepshead games, as either clubs or diamonds are trump in sheepshead.

5. When Arnott is on J, you are on Wisconsin roads.

Birthday greetings to’ sleepy Jim’ Rosell * of St. Clair County, MI, who fought at Iwo Jima during WWII!

spelling might be Rozell, Rozelle or Rosell but not Rozelleville, WI.

Never got a pair. Never bought ’em, either.

Bigger the pluggers, the greater the hearts.