Pluggers by Rick McKee for August 10, 2023

You gain weight. Your head gets a little bigger.

Ha! A coworker did in fact add notches to his belt and reduce the amount of notches on his hat! It was over the course of several years but he added girth around his middle and as he lost his hair…..well, much to his chagrin he had to adjust his hat accordingly. Honest to God, Tru story!

Proudly wearing the same belt for 30 years.

Oh, forgot; I’m in my eighties.

Another Pie-Hole control issue ;-)

LOL, no, we don’t get swelled heads and the reason for the belt modification is all too obvious!

With hair exiting, your hat size gets smaller.

I have a small head adn most hats are a “One size fits most” and I’m not in the most group. Wife replaces the plastic adjuster with an elastic band – self adjusting for hair growth.

Purchased a leather belt on ebay. Appeared to be real hyde from nauga’s.

A belt? Now way. Get suspenders.

DO Pluggers wonder that? I mean, there’s no fat on your head.

Because your head doesn’t get fat or skinny.

Because he is a fat a$$ and not a fat head.

I guess eyes aren’t bigger than stomachs after all.

Your head size goes down as your hair disappears.

Fat flows downhill. :)

Wait! Wait!… I got this one!…………..