Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 22, 2024

‘Tuther day I pulled out a winter article of clothing that I wore in high school that still fit! It was a scarf, but still! Let’s be positive here!

I resemble that remark.

No Santa Outfit but my Hunting Outfit still fits after 40 years :-)

Santa Claws eh. Ho ho ho.

And an entire night of cookies n’ milk is approaching. Time for a post-Christmas diet, Santa.

Propurrty of North Pole Inc.

A very long time ago, at my first job, the company would by presents for the children of employees. Then Santa and his band of merry elves would go around town and deliver the presents. Santa and his helpers were often invited in for a little bracer to help with the cold. If you were at the beginning of the route it was very cool. If you were at the end, Santa and his band of merry elves could barely stand up.

When my daughter was in second grade my wife convinced me to plat Santa for her classroom. Somebody had a costume I could use. It was so warm and heavy it felt like I was getting heat stroke in the warm school. That was my one and only time as Santa, I don’t know how people can do it for hours at a time.

or a looser belt

His outfit fits him like my dinner jackets fit me now.

The refrigerator shrunk mine.