Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 23, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: You got quite a bump on your noggin. Let's see if you're okay. How many fingers am I holding up? Bird: Two. Poncho: Eww, uh, no, I don't really have any fingers. I was just holding up a paw-- Y'know, it doesn't even make sense doing it to someone who actually has ears on top of his head!!
Considering that gesture started as “this man is being cheated on by his wife,” it makes even less sense to do on a neutered dog.