Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 24, 2009
Transcript:
Mr. Fuzzywinkle Dumpling Truffle the Third: I don't get it. They're nursing a bird back to health in there, and yet they eat chickens all the time. And they won't let us eat that fish in the bowl, yet they feed other fish to us every day. I'm starting to think the world is a much stranger place than I realized. Cat: Yes it is, Mr. Fuzzywinkle Dumpling Truffle the Third. Yes it is.
Cats only talk to other cats. Why should they waste effort on inferior species?