Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 30, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: Okay, there are three ways to woo women: Good looks, good personality, or money. Uh... Got any money? Bird: Nooo. Poncho: Okay, well fortunately there's still trickery. You go talk to her, and I'll feed you lines from behind that bush like Cyrano de Bergerac. Bird: Ew, I think I just sat in gum. No, don't say that part. Sigh, you're an idiot. No, you're an idiot. Stop talking. Okay, abort, abort, return to base.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Alright, so much for plan #5.
margueritem over 15 years ago
So much for listening to Poncho.
alondra over 15 years ago
Just keep it up and you will be smacked!
McGehee over 15 years ago
Actually, that one might actually work. She could be a psychiatrist.
markwalton over 15 years ago
Paul, this strip has absolutely brilliant writing - so much humor crammed into so few lines! I laughed out loud!
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
I think I’ve seen this on an old TV show.