Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 08, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: Do you really think it's feasible that we will one day catapult all the world's cats into space? Boomer: Of course! It's our destiny. Poncho: What's "destiny"? Boomer: Destiny is the ultimate arbiter regarded as a predetermined course of events. For instance, here comes Hudson walking down the street. And there by the sidewalk is a mud puddle. And here comes a pickup truck. Now just wait. Noise: SPLOSH! Boomer: See? Destiny. Poncho: But we could have changed destiny by warning him. Boomer: Who are we to play God??
Poncho needs a remedial class on the prime directive.