Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 18, 2011
May 17, 2011
May 19, 2011
Transcript:
Dog: So cats are amorphous blobs that mold themselves into shape with their sandpapery tongues? Bobo: That's right. Bobo: That's why they're always lucky themselves. Otherwise they'll devolve into their neutral boo-ious state! Bobo: And it's contact with their saliva that corrupts their victims, causing cat-tamination. That's why it's so important that no one ever, ever… Bobo: … eats cat food. Poncho: Humina humina humina
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
UH! OH!
ToborRedrum over 13 years ago
I didn’t know Poncho spoke Cherokee.
chatroux over 13 years ago
Not to mention cat litter!!!
Xane_T over 13 years ago
This does explain quite a bit about cats… “And then they slowly created toxoplasmosis in their labs to complete their quest for total mind control of all humans”
LingeeWhiz over 13 years ago
You will soon prove the old fart wrong, Poncho!!!!
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
That’s why I don’t let my cats lick me! (Of course, I’d never let a dog lick me — I’ve seen what they eat!!)
mabrndt Premium Member over 13 years ago
Still waiting for the punch line (too wordy).
Catfeet Premium Member over 13 years ago
So kitty drool is the secret ingredient that make my cats—and dog!—go crazy for Fancy Feast?
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Humina? Is that a health insurance plan??
billdi Premium Member over 13 years ago
any dog i’ve ever seen will gladly eat cat food or any other cat-related product.