Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 16, 2013

Transcript:

Poncho: What's a middle crisis? Carmen: Why don't you ask Tom Selleck over there. Chazz: Oh, I see, because my mustache-- which is just starting-- isn't full and lush like a true, manly Tom Selleck mustache, is that it? Chazz: Why don't I just draw a mustache on with magic marker? Why don't I add a think, curly chest while I'm at it? Will that satisfy you? Will it?? Poncho: Holy cow, this is gonna be good!