Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 27, 2013
Transcript:
Mailman: I can't reach it! I'll never get it back! Mailman: Awrrr, why me? Poncho: Hey, c'mon, don't despair. I mean, I know you're a mailman, but things aren't that bad. Have a little self respect. Mailman: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Poncho: Here's some duct tape, tape up the split in your pants.
That’s what I was thinking. Also with all due respect to templo SUD I thought duct tape was the handyman’s secret weapon discovered by rednecks.