Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 25, 2015
April 24, 2015
April 26, 2015
Transcript:
Mitzi: What's going on? Poncho: They think you've chosen me as your mate, so now some dog named Bone Ripper is on his way here to fight me for you! Mitzi: Ugh, Bone Ripper. Do I ever regret dating that guy. Poncho: He's your EX?? Mitzi: I guess. We weren't a couple so much as he'd just beat up other dogs who looked at me. Poncho: Sounds romantic! Any chance his teeth have fallen out since last time you saw him? Mitzi: Oh, his teeth feel out a long time ago. Poncho: Really? Mitzi: Yeah. He's sorta got those, y'know..those things you see in bear traps?
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
Poncho’s doomed.
Ladygeraldine almost 10 years ago
Rising expectations up to the sky…
Argythree almost 10 years ago
Karma
dre7861 almost 10 years ago
Bone Ripper and Mitzi had a long distance affair, so long distance it takes BR 3 days by bus to get there. Plus he has steel bear claws for teeth. Seesh, talk about romantic!
zaw almost 10 years ago
this should be good
DennisinSeattle almost 10 years ago
Poncho, you might want to get on a bus out of town! But I know you will somehow deceive and outsmart BR and get out of this jam.
LingeeWhiz almost 10 years ago
Poncho, take poor Mitzi and flee! Wrap her up in freezer paper or something.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Somebody told me the US Army used to implant stainless steel teeth in their guard dogs.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 10 years ago
There is a Canadian mystery T.V. show episode where someone used a trap like contraption to kill people he didn’t like. He dressed like a werewolf.Yikes! Poncho is in trouble.
dliley almost 10 years ago
Poncho will figure it out, I trust him! He’s the MAN! (dog)
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 10 years ago
Pancho can talk his way out of most anything. He doesn’t always dazzle them with brilliance, but weapon 2 is to baffle them with b.s.
JennyJenkins almost 10 years ago
Yes, IA, Poncho will not only talk his way out of it, he will become BR’s BFF…
Starman1948 almost 10 years ago
Good evening everyone. This story should have a very good ending. Maybe BR has found another girlfriend and he is simply paying a social call? Y’all have a peaceful night my friends.