Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 23, 2015

Transcript:

Poncho: Do you understand the difference between Jesus and Santa? Boomer: Meh. Poncho: There's a lot of similarities, what with the beards, the spying on you... Boomer: Which one sings "You were always on my mind?" Poncho: That's Willie Nelson. Boomer: Honestly, I can't tell humans apart that much. I divide them into 'have food' and 'don't have food.' Which one is covered in tinsel? Poncho: That's a Christmas tree.