Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 16, 2016
Transcript:
Poncho: I have to stay somewhere else while you're away but fish gets to stay here? Chazz: Fish is self-sufficient. You're not. Poncho: I can be! Just explain to me the mysteries of the can opener! Chazz: You need to be walked. Poncho: I know how to walk by myself! Look! I'm walking right now! Stomp stomp stomp! Chazz: Sorry, Sport. Poncho: You lower life forms got it made in the shade. Fish: What's "shade"?
Fish is self-sufficient, eh? I’d like to see Fish feed himself. Poncho may not understand the mysteries of the can opener, but at least he can venture down to the cafe for a cold one.