Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 14, 2018

Wile E. Coyote would be pleased and disappointed at the same time.

That’s why they are called ROAD RUNNERS not train runners!

Dark, Gilligan, very dark.

So much for the birdseed mine.

Bogus Road Runner: The Real one never chortled!

Someone finally tracked down the Roadrunner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kP2piN-03k caught!

Wiley had some loco motives for pursuing that Roadrunner.

The rerun bird is dead and replaced by Scrat.

As one that was rooting for Wile, I am pleased.

Answers the question…“how do they flatten the chickens I see in the grocery store?”

Paul Gilligan, you have just fulfilled a personal fantasy.

Did you know coyotes are significantly faster than roadrunners? I know, our childhood has been a lie and I don’t know what to believe anymore…FYI: According to Mark Lockwood’s Basic Texas Birds: A Field Guide, with or without Wile. E. Coyote chasing it, a Greater Roadrunner can reach speeds of 20 MPH (32 KPH) while a Coyote can reach speeds of up to 43 MPH (69 KPH).

3:10 to yuma

Finally.

After all these years, and on a Saturday morning to boot, that smart a$$ road runner finally got his. Though in truth, it still seems a little like he is a Poncho victim. Perhaps Megatron could stop by?

Second sign of a bogus Roadrunner: Beep Beep. It’s meep meep.

I’m pretty sure that the physics in the toon universe make this impossible.

Finally!!! :D

He deserved that.