Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 29, 2018

Shining a flashlight up your nose is never flattering, Poncho.

Ah, the Blair Witch Booger shot!

on the phone must be the duck’s mate being worried sick

Might know an increasingly annoying creature would have a loud, irritating Rick-roll for a ringtone…

(or is that called a duck-roll?)

Can this small bundle of feathers actually out-annoy a little dog who lives to be annoying?

If I had a duck’s cell phone number, I would ONLY call in the middle of the night.

Lousy ducks.

And Paul Gilligan rickrolls us all. Now I’ll have that earworm all day.

“…And when he got home, stuck in the car door handle was… BLONDE DOG HAIR!!!”

“EEEEEEKKK!!!!”

Poncho’s dramatic statements are being recorded and will soon to be released by Sony International as: “The Blair Poncho Project”.

Ack!! I’ve been Rick Rolled by a ‘Pooch Cafe’ cartoon. AAAAYYYYYEeeeeeeee!! Curse you Gilligan.

How does Poncho even get himself into these situations?!?!!

Ducks know nothing about setting a mood.