Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 14, 2022

I guess thar could be a comb.

Poo Poo’s master had a trident, but it was just gum!

“Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell”!

So, it’s not a random Halloween prop?

Keep looking Poo Poo, maybe your master has a battery powered “accessory” in there somewhere.

Poo Poo find the laser pointer. Dogs chase them too, I’ve been told, that dog will no longer be a purse puppy.

Big nose, little dog wins. Sorry Poo Poo, purse dog and second fiddle. Maybe mama will get you an ice cream.

You got this Poo Poo. Your opponent will have lipstick on and be completely embarrassed before the trident can reach its mark.

Never bring a lipstick to a trident fight.

Some ladies carry guns in their purse. Probably not the type that would have a purse dog, though.

That reminds me of a story- I work at a concert venue. I showed up for my shift, and there was a guy getting out of the car next to me. Wife beater Tank top, tattoos on his neck, and he had a dog on a leash. I couldn’t see the dog behind his car, pull it was straining at the leash, and he was trying to hold on. When he walked towards the gate, it was a tiny Pomeranian! Not what I expected. Well, it WAS a Demi Lovato show…

Try the pepper spray, or the taser, Poo Poo!

That escalated quickly!

Go for the lint covered cough drops. :)

Mermaid in disguise?

Posiden lord of the purse dogs

Is that chick dating Poseidon?