Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 06, 2023

Wait wher’es frankendog? Whose going to give him frankenwalkies now?

Oops, TMI.

Of corpse of you talk like that your career will hit a dead end Doc!

That’ll happen if a mad scientist gets too angry.

Great, now we have a one legged dog hopping around out there. Without his owner, he’ll fall apart. Tripod, COME HOME !

What did the 3 legged dog say when he walked in the bar ? Has anyone seen my paw ?

You explained too much.

This is what happens when you don’t use your right to remain silent, many can learn from this example.

Take him away until it’s actually close to Halloween! “It’s the next holiday of note” isn’t good enough!!!

Open mouth, insert foot

Remember my name and say it right.

It’s pronounced FRONK-EN-STEEN!

Happens to people all the time. This is why cops want people to “talk”. No situation is so bad that most people can’t talk it into something much worse.

Rule #1. Never explain.

Was it the “shallow graves” comment? I believe there is an ordinance about how deep they should be dug?

Remember grave robbing is wrong unless you work for the British Museum.

I think that “Dig Corpus out of shallow graves” ………. actually dug your own grave …… to the hoosegow …… ;0

Police Rules. #1. This s*** makes no sense. Rule #2. See Rule #1. From a friend who retired form the force.

I think I’d be more concerned about who is putting corpses in shallow graves than about who’s digging them up . . .